Sunday, December 30, 2012

Why was Heisenberg’s wife unsatisfied?

spacephilosopher:

When he had the time he didn’t have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn’t have the momentum.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

I say we all wear red shirts on December 21, 2012. So at least if we die, we die as Mr. Gene Roddenberry intended.

neuronsandneutrons:

psychedelic-physicist:

crumblybutgood:

trekkerbud:

trekkerbud:

trekkerbud:

Make it so.

Reminding everyone of the plan.

image

lololol

I’m in

I’ll see you all on the other side, or not. :D

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

goodreasonnews:

skepticalavenger:

ice-jade:

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

Face Palm = Face Palm

What? That’s what all that means, ROFL. And yes, I meant, RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.

facepalm = From Abaddon’s Chasm Emerges Painful And Lewd Monstrosities.

Fun with backronyms. :)

Sunday, November 25, 2012
invaderxan:

We are all made of starguts…

invaderxan:

We are all made of starguts…

Source: zombify
Sunday, November 18, 2012
bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!
Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.
So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

….a pinion.

Love bird puns.

bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.

So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

….a pinion.

Love bird puns.

Source: paronomaniac
Tuesday, November 6, 2012

lacigreen:

esta-noches:

allonsytothetardis:

lotsofcunts:

swagworshipping:

dollfacelovely:

so-treu:

thefemme-menace:

omg i’m crying.

OH MY GOD.

omfG

LOL IM CRYING

I CAN’T BREATHE

LMAO NOOOOOO

DEAD.

So THAT’S where it is.

Source: j.gs
Monday, October 3, 2011